que sera sera joke
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Thursday, May 1, 2008
sik lanciao la lei..
11:53 PM] Jcak says:
hei sure dun wanna buy gun ?
[11:53 PM] Jcak says:
how much is ur budget
[11:53 PM] L says:
no budget
[11:53 PM] Jcak says:
BB*
[11:53 PM] L says:
now xbox first
[11:54 PM] L says:
then only talk about gun
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
oo then nxt trip
[11:54 PM] L says:
yeap
[11:54 PM] L says:
so far
[11:54 PM] L says:
ive saved up 30 ringgit
[11:54 PM] L says:
:D
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
aik
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
sell off ur psp
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
and ur bike
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
and ur comp
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
i sek
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
i trade wif guns
[11:54 PM] Jcak says:
ahhaa
[11:55 PM] Jcak says:
wan ornot
[11:55 PM] L says:
sek lanciao jao yao lei fan...
[11:55 PM] Jcak says:
nei nei nei
[11:55 PM] Jcak says:
ur standard very low ah
paying for sex
What do you guys think about paying for sex?
Feels like youre using a public toilet. By touching it with your cock and mouth.
Disgusting isnt it?
Fucking/licking/sucking/whateveryoucanthinkof-ing with a woman who barely knows you or even like you.
Disgusting isnt it?
Doing what you only do to your spouse. The intercourse deemed sacred by many. To a woman who only wants your money.
Disgusting isnt it?
You might be thinking that I am talking about prostitutes only, well youre half right =)
Golddiggers. Whats the difference between a golddigger and a prostitute? None. Except that golddiggers get fucked by less guys and they destroy families.
In contrary to prostitutes, golddiggers act all high and mighty. As if theyre some rich "tai tai". As if what theyre doing isnt cheap.
In contrary to golddiggers, I actually respect prostitutes. Its a tough job and they deserve their pay. I am not saying that its morally right but imagine the world without prostitutes. Where'd guys without pussies like indon workers or desprate guys who can never get some action turn to? Stop thinking about how immoral and dirty they are and praise them for their nobility instead. At least theyre not cheating, begging or lazing around at home.
However, golddiggers are different from prostitutes. Different in a bad way. They only share the negative stuff of a prostitute and not the positive. Instead of "relieving", they go out and prey on rich and old married men, destroying families, sucking cock for that new BMW and all that.
p.s : Ill never go for prostitutes even I respect them kay. And by respect I just mean that I dont think they should be banned, I still discriminate any girls who sell their body =)
Now
When I say that I dont like most songs on the radio or music televisions like MTV or Channel V, it doesnt mean that Im trying to be so damn special and different, you cunts.
It just means that people nowadays have taste as bad as crap. Who the hell listens to Fergie anyways? Her songs are bullshit man.
What the fuck was that man ?Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
What the hell is fergalicious? So is Bush supposed to sing a song called bushilicious if he were to sing a song?
And what the hell is with the grammar mistake? Its either theres a mistake there or she thinks its fucking cool to put was after you
Whats with the unnecessary spanish? Forgot how to say one so must use uno instead?
Dont even get me started on the other bimbo bands or singers or Im gonna pop another vein on my forehead.
What happened to the good old days when people actually admired a singer for their talent and not bodies, mtvs or musics? Try to take out the music from any of the Fergie's or PussycatDoll's songs and youre gonna get a few bimbos talking crap like theyre the hottest chicks in town. Or should I say Hottest Shiznit in Teh Townz yoz?
argh.
get over her?
I blame it all on MTV and HBO. Teenagers living their sordid lives based on movie cliches and principles.
Heres a very good example.
This happened some time after one of my break ups. I was so angry at the bitch for what she did before i dumped her sorry ass and what she did after. I let it all out in one of my blogs. I wrote and wrote about how things happened, what she did after the whole thing and what her friends said about the whole thing. I gotta admit I was a little furious and I wrote things that I would have really have second thoughts before writing *eventhough I totally meant them haha*.
So, what happened after that was a little like what I would have imagined would happen. You deal with pesky high school kiddos, and you’ll get pesky high school kiddos treatments. Her friends started to flame my blog. They peed all over my comment box as if I give a shit. They gave me their so called friendly advices. All of that, I could stand, but what really cracked me up *and whacked my nerve* was this
“dude, get over her already!”
or
“youre not worth her time, get lost!”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL. MAI ROFLCOPTER, IT GOES SOISOISOISOI.
First of all, I’m not even bothering her. I mean, this is MY blog. I write whatever the fuck I want here. How does that bother her? She started it first anyways. Don’t go around asking to get assfucked if you can’t take the sore, darling.
Secondly, the “dude get over her” bullshit.
Hahaha did you get that from The Orange County series? Or was it One Tree Hill? I mean, seriously. Who the fuck do you think she is, Leah Dizon? So me ranting about my ex must mean that I am still head over heels in love with her? Hahaha come on, get real. Stop talking like you just walked out of an American sitcom, moron.
p.s : I’m getting Vintage Dunks Hi black and white ngekenkegnekgekgekekekek
introducing whacko # 2
Oi! I’m not a guy slut, I don’t simply abuse my beloved wonder stick, I choose the quality ones J ….BTW, blame the girls who wanted to errrrrr with me, I was just talking and… u know a little bit..little bit lah of sotong-ing/octopus-ing (heavy touching) them.
*I was supposed to update it yesterday, but you know, Saturday nite, drink quite abit, got lotsa free beers(another story) and grindings……So, on Sunday… I was totally in a fucked up state, where I have no mood for everything, that include layaning my adventurous friends, or my Ex-girlfriend and my best friend/girlfriend. Or watching the porn my friend just sent it to me. I was sitting in front the computer screen, browsing thru…my gmail, staring at it over and over again.
———————————————————————————————————–
…It was never like this…
All these actually go back 4 years ago… I was still in high school.
People always say High School is the best time of your life… you know WAT, that is purely bullshit unless you are in the “cool” group yet, you can’t do much in a school due to age limitation. You can’t drive = no place to bang a chick. Too young = Can’t hit on chicks on the high class venue( 18above places). The list goes on….whatever lah.
But, that is another story. The whole high school thing was a shit to me. I was fat, errr really fat, and never good with studies. Basically, I was just a big time loser in everything, be it studies, DOTA, COUNTER STRIKE, SPORTS, and TALKING….I was a social inept, I couldn’t even talk to a girl even she is my classmate. All those high school years, I had been going back and forth to the school without even chatting with my classmate. I just keep everything to myself..
Worst, I get teased constantly, the whole school known me by “ChinaMan” because of my heavy-Chinese-accent-ed English. Come to think of it, my English was really shit…For real, it this was me back then blogging here…you will see me typing things like:
…I pun tak thu ler, I no think lei is okay lah.
Ergggh……cincai lah, can I to say cincai in English?
What u spell “fuck” ar? Izit you spell “ FUGK?”
dunno wor, sibeh diu …
Worst, I dressed like.. memang a china apek lah, MY MOM BOUGHT MY CLOTHES FOR ME. I came from some ULU ULU remoted place in Ampang. Naturally, our fashion sense is modeled over those ULULULU Fashion style like Mr Lim Kia Shin or any of DAP/BN apeks. That time, I just got transferred to a school near BUKIT DAMANSARA not too long ago, a total English-speaking, Classy, Richies, and also ….obnoxious/brat-ish place.. Well, I guess I was just fucking sad laa
Then, one fucking one fine day……
No.. miracle did not happen. =P This is not Disney story or Enchanted or 27 dresses.. like tho chibai princess become a more chibai princess and then more chibai like..princess diary..
In a normal boy-girl school, I mean, even it is really crap, where hotties don’t seem to exist, there’s always one or two really pretty girl that stand out of the crowd. This hottie, eh, got transferred to our school. The first time I saw her, it was during an assembly after the school break lah. Seriously, you have to believe me lah, my thought was “ Diu loh, she soo beautiful, I can’t imagine when I poke her………..wahhhhh”
EVERYDAY…
I masturbated thinking of HER!
Imagined her in high transparent stiletto. How her long sexy black hair, white silky skin, her gorgeous lips, her chest…………and then her B-cup tits, then…go down abit…HMMPH~~…. Opss, I think that is kinda too much? Aiks,I’m pretty sure TTL.com has a bunch of MaTuRE Audience =P
(Ps : That was then, I met her up recently, I’m a changed man, I give her around 6/10, I guess I was stuck to a small world, where beauty is VERY VERY uncommon.)
Btw, her name is Elena. In fact, I didn’t get to know her name directly via talking to , I figure out via my value-soliciting activity (stalking). It was a great harvest after 1 week of stalking, I KNOW HER NAME. You know when a child just get what he wanted, he was all jumpy and can’t wait to tell everyone..
That was me…..and then…. i make a move where until now, i don’t know wat i did is right or wrong…
*This is the real introduction of who I was, stay tune for the next update =)
Cheers,
Whacko
Introducing Whacko :- Who the fuck is whacko. #1
http://www.tingtitlei.com/?p=517
introducing whacko # 1
April 19th, 2008
It is 1.20am.
I was in Poppy, first time there, the music was flowing through my body, my heart rhythm was pumping accordingly to the music rhythm. I was synchronized, connected. I was in state.
Squeezing through a crowd, I spotted a hottie. I give her 7.6/10, yeah, I do rate chicks…
We exchanged eye contact…then..
Pomp!
“Hey, I’m Whacko, yours?” shake hands…hmm, she squeezed my hand.. =)
“Joey”
“Nice to meet you…”
Okay, you have to believe me, I did not know what I say to her but….
“You know what… You are kinda interesting; we should meet up again sometime soon and talk again, what’s your number?”
Well, I just handed her my cheapo V3i, she keyed in, was about to walk away then,….a petite chick (7.2), look straight into my eye.
Yeah, being me? Why not? After all, the more the merrier right? yeah, before I could open my mouth, she initiated the conversation…
“Hey, you were in Zouk yesterday!!!?”
I was like, whoah, she talks to me!! Okay, cool down…Hmm, what should I do?
Yup, touch her, touch her, .. I lay my hand on her shoulder right away and then waist to pull her close to talk, u know… the music in poppy is kinda loud…
“No…”
I gave that,…playful, doubtful look.
“Nevermind, What’s your name? btw..”
“Whacko, btw, I was at zouk” -> I lied, I never been to zouk or velvet underground.
“I’m Christina…” ………
—-Bah, how I get into this? I was never good with girls.
It was never like this.
I couldn’t even talk to a girl, or a guy. I was an introvert, geek, shadow, loser…..girl repellent,…Ridsect for girls. All the terms or jargon u used to label a weirdo, I had them all on my face since form 1. Going to club, talking to girls? Having girls to call me? Dating older girls? Fuck no…I never ever thought of that.
Let me tell you what changed me and what happened to me in the next entry. (This is kind of a anti-hero.. I know…)
-to be continued.
cheers,
whacko
new blogs no limits
One thing I hate about tingtitlei.com is that, everyone knows me, well at least my friends.
That is why I’m gonna buy a few more domains with my friends to share our dirty/naughty experiences =) stay tuned for updates on the new domains.
if things work out well, the domains will include the following themes :
PSP updates
life
sex
technology
sneaker *low probability*
love
what nang and dang bullshit
April 23rd, 2008
inspired by tiuniasing
Lets just use our little imagination here.
A girl knows that she has small tiny weeny tits. Pretentious whore flaunts it everywhere.
Or someone who has taken a shit, and gave himself a pat on the back.
That is exactly the same for people who “nang” their own posts. I mean, come on, seriously what the fuck is your point in doing that? After thinking hard and long, these are the only conclusions that seem plausible to me.
1. Dude wants to earn more from the traffic whored from nanging himself.
How fucking much can you earn from doing such a despicable act? 60 cents? 2 ringgit? WOW THATS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL OF MONEY MAN
2. Dude wants attention.
Go get a life dude. Your life doesn’t revolve around your fucking blog fame. Who cares if Tiuniasing is going around dang-ing people?
3. Dude just thinks hes a fucking celebrity now that hes in Nuffnang innit top ten.
Wowww omg you were in Nuffnang Innit top ten? Look, I don’t give a shit! Does that make you feel good about yourself? Does that get you laid? Does that make your stupid fat bespectacled geeky face better looking? Sorry. The truth hurts and the answer is no. Now please proceed to the top floor of your condominium and jump off the building thank you very much.
lets help those who live in denial to wake up.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
new site
Monday, July 30, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
PLEASE GO TO WWW.TINGTITLEI.JOOLO.COM
Yes people. Ive switched to wordpress. Hosted by Joolo.com
SO PEOPLEEE!
please change your blogrolls and links.
All of the old posts and comments are still there so no worries.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Fuck Alonso. And Tiuniasing likes to act cute
Did anyone watch the race on Sunday? Everyone *by everyone I mean those idiots who didnt really watch the race but still wanted to comment about it anyways to gain attention* has been singing praises for Alonso, "He beats Massa during rain time!" or "Massa is too noob for rain race la". Well fuck you and your stupid mouth. Id bet my cock that you didnt even watch the race, because the reason that Massa lost to Alonso was that his tires started to vibrate after the 8th lap and Massa didnt dare to speed that much in fear of losing balance.
Oh and the post-race heat.
FernandoA: "You can't do things like that."
FelipeM : "What are you talking about?"
FernandoA: "Don't play smart with me, you know very well. You hit me on purpose, you turned the wheel to push me off."
FelipeM : "What? Go f--k yourself!"
FernandoA : "You f--k off! Next time I'll push you into the wall."
And before that,
Source : http://www.f1-live.com
After getting out of his McLaren Mercedes at the end of the race, Alonso had asked the live TV cameraman to move closer as he pointed towards the damage inflicted to the side of his car by Massa's contact.
Alonso then waved a finger back and forth as if to say 'you shouldn't do that,' a gesture directly aimed at his rival, which surely fired up Massa's subsequent bad temper and led to the verbal scuffle right before the podium ceremony.
Fucking Spaniard. Im going to whack Jason up tomorrow to vent some of my anger because he speaks Spanish too.
Okay.. Heres something to cool the head a bit. Its a screenshot of my convo with Tiuniasing from www.tiuniasing.com
Cibai.. Act cute pulak....
Monday, July 23, 2007
This dude is queer, but I LOVE him.
his web : http://stevenlim.net/
For a brief moment back there I had a really strong urge to drive all the way down to Singapore to give him a SURPRISE BUTTSEX. jk...
wait, no.. really.
Jason is stupid
Short note : I see that 7 person has clicked on my ads, whoeveer you are, thanks =)
A little conversation that Jason and I had in his car on our way home from Modestos. The dialogs were originally typed by Jason.
Mr Ting : Jason.........
Jason : Mat 7, kau gei ar?
Mr Ting : Go start a blog, see my blog now..damn good.Wei! u got ask people to CLICK my ads?
Jason : Chibai, i even put ur blog address in my first batch of poster for my upcoming play.......
Mr Ting: er....why no clicks one..
Jason : you sohai loh..So, how is ur IU day?
Mr Ting: talked to a friend only....bunch of premature dicks.
and so on........so on..........
Alright, Mr Ting got tipsy back from modesto.
Mr Ting : GOGOGOGO START A BLOG LAh
Jason : Lazy lah no time.... no time lah , u always see me do assignments, where got time to write shits?
Mr Ting: Where got, few minutes only lah..
Jason : Loook at my old lanmyworld.. tak jadi. post one to two posts... didnt update for years.
Mr ting : ehhhhhh..i dun care just start one lah! niasing.
Jason : u drunk ar?
Mr ting chocked Jason with his pair of whitey hand.
Jason : Chibai, im driving lah... i start start..
Mr ting : See good,........u need any help ask me.. i will promote ur site one :D
Jason : do the chibai template for me .. i damn 7 lazy.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Advertlets or Nuffnang? *UPDATED*
Short note : Now that Im darned sure that Im earning 50 cents for every click, please support my sponsors and click on my ads =)
Ive been scratching my head, raining dandruff on my laps thinking of which one to serve. Pookyma has told me "Tiu take both only! Double income man!" but Im a very loyal person and supporting both of them are like supporting Afghanistan and America at the same time. However, Ill still be serving 1 ad from Nuffnang at my sidebar, the reason being that I still dont know which one is more profitable. Lets take a look at both ads.
After serving Nuffnang for around 1 month, Ive only earned a horribly pathetic amount of RM 2.60. Wow. What the fuck is 2.60 for? Cant even buy myself a decent meal at Ali Maju with that can I? Well at least we can choose to use CPC ads now! Thanks Nuffnang for the much awaited change.. haha
As for Advertlets, they have a much more flexible payment method. No such thing as only CPC/CPM/CPA/whatever. Advertlets is like a KFC wholesome meal. Everything in one ad. They pay by CPC, CPM and CPA.
CPC = Cost per click. Bloggers get 50 cents for every click.
CPM = Cost per thousand impressions. Bloggers get paid for every thousand time the ad in their blog is shown.
CPA = Cost per action. Basically the blogger gets commision for every purchase done.
Oh and the moolah. After serving Advertlets for less than 24 hours, Ive already earned RM 1.659. Pretty impressive huh?
Aside from the obvious and blatant monetary advantage, advertlets also has much friendlier stats system. Im not sure how often is the earnings stat updated in advertlets but Im pretty sure that its much more often than Nuffnang. From what Ive observed, the advertlets seem to be updating every minute or something... As for Nuffnang, they update on Fridays/Saturdays/Sundays, which is pretty fucking frustrating. Its like waiting for your birthday or Christmas to come.
If you think Im trying to promote advertlets and demote nuffnang, then youre wrong. Im just being honest. Nuffnang has its bright sides too. Take the analytics thing for instance. Its a pretty darned nifty analyzer that helps you to find out your unique page views per day, total page views, keywords to your blog and referrers to your blog.
I dont claim that Im 100% correct about what Ive posted but this is what Ive observed so far. Correct me if Im wrong =) Sorry Boss Stewie if my posts have offended you in any way.
Harry Potter and the Stupid Hypermarkets, PPS pingers and datuk dude.
Short note : Coverage of Bloggers' Booze event will be posted as soon as I receive my photos from other bloggers =)
Its all over PPS like whores at Jalan Abu Talib. Pretentious bloggers pinging over and over and over again on who they support in the Hypermarket VS Booksellers' Association war and making stupid theories in hope of gaining that petty traffic that they heavily rely on.
"Oh look at me! I have something really interesting in my blog! Yes Im being redundant but Im gaining traffic yey, I love sucking cocks"
Seriously, who gives a fuck anymore? It has been on PPS and the paper for almost half a week and you idiots still want to ping on PPS as if youve got something fresh for us to read. Shut the hell up already. We all know about it already so stop it, especially if you dont know what the hell is going on or if you do not understand anything about economics like Datuk Mohd Shafie Apdal. Okay maybe he does but hey... Maybe he skipped class to play pool when his lecturer was teaching about "monopolization" and "macroeconomics".
“If there is a drop in price that the suppliers can afford, this is for the good and does not violate the law.
“If traders can reduce their prices and not sell at a lost, we should encourage this as it really benefits the people,” (Datuk Mohd Shafie Apdal)
It does benefit the people, but what about the retailers? Isnt this something like a monopoly over the book? Who the hell would buy the book at 109.90 when they can buy it at 69.90?
Just imagine a country right beside us that suddenly decides to sell their petrol and rubber at only 60% of the price that our country is selling at.
Bloggers Booze and Advertlets
First of all, do you guys remember the Bloggers' Booze event that Ive been urging everyone to attend? Well it was a great success =) A great big applause and thanks for Josh Lim, the sponsor and Daniel Franklin, the organizer.
Anyways lets get on with the main topic today. Does anyone of you notice that I have changed my sponsor from Nuffnang to Advertlets? After serving Nuffnang ads for a whole month now, Ive only earned 2.60 ringgit. Anyone else finds this ridiculous? And I wasnt even told that the ads that I was serving were based on visitors! So all my blog whoring and encouraging words for my sponsors were practically as useless as a shemales dick.
As for advertlet's ads, theyre much more flexible and they DO tell you what kinda ads youre serving. Ive also heard from Josh Lim that theres going to be something like a paid per post coming soon for advertlets, which is something really great.. Just imagine Paid Per Post without the whole "paypal only" system and age limitation. Great huh?
This post wasnt sponsored =) But you can definitely support my sponsors by clicking on their ads. Cmon, it doesnt take more than 2 seconds to click on an Ad!
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Samsung = Champion of the world and Hand job protest song
I remember someone telling me that iPod is the fucking toughest mp3 player ever... He even told me that Samsungs are for looks only, but when you drop it, it wont work anymore.
But I think this pretty girl over here thinks otherwise.
Cute Chick Destroys MP3 Players - Watch more free videos
And as for the next video.. guys only please.
*Anyone of you out there agree with him?*
The Hand-Job Protest Song - Watch more free videos
Friday, July 20, 2007
$1,000,000.00 .. and more
Short note : I want Optimus Prime's voice changer mask!!!
Note : Please scroll till the end of this post. ada benda interesting
Got tagged by Mott.
If really love to reject it but... This is my first time being tagged by an auntie.. So here it goes
"If I have $1,000,000.00, Ill definitely start off by buying everything that was listed in my wishlist. As for the remaining pile of cash, Ill give it to my dad to expand his business. See how smart I am? Ill be something like his business share holder or something. The more capital he has, the more both of us can get. Much better than putting it into a bank eh? Oh and Ill also buy 10 iPhones, light it up on fire and launch it at the sea. The whole process will be recorded for my blog readers to enjoy."
The end.
Mott said that she likes to tag young people.. Im pretty much the opposite of her, I like to tag older people.
I tag
Helen
Zewt
Tiuniasing
Here are the instructions :
*Start Copy**
Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00
Requirements: continue above sentences
What They Do With Their $1 Million 1. SYH will spend for Family.
2. Miche will give to the needy.
3. Montessorimum will keepsake
4. Chin Nee will Spend on Everything
5. Sasha will spend a little here and there and keep some too!
6. Mumsgather will secure her kids financial future.
7. mott will buy the crappiest house
8. Tingtitlei will invest in his dads business and humiliate the Apple company
And oh yeah the extra stuff.. Since the tag is so short, Im going to post some interesting photos here to make the post longer.
Remember the horny rempits? Now Ive got horny arabians visiting my site ZOMG!! I wonder how the hell did they end up in my blog.. I dont even have the word "arab" in any of my blog posts.
Can somebody please tell me what the hell is she trying to say in her shoutout? the "I luv you
Oh and Shirley Manson the hottest 40 years old woman ever... In fact, shes hotter than most young girls.
iPhone
Short note : Im going for the blogger's booze party, whos going? Leave a comment if you are =)
Joke of the day : iPod. What? Whats the joke? iPod WAS the joke. Get it? iPod, a freaking joke. If you still dont get it please leave a comment or a message in my tagboard. Ill come to you and perform lobotomy on you personally.
Song of the day : La Soledad by Pink Martini
Ting Tit Lei news
Some random dude on youtube : This is by far, I daresay the highest of the zenith of the toppest of godlike coolness the tertinggiest of the technologyness of the technologies! It serves as a phone, AND an iPod, AND an internet communication device. Now look at how I can swap between albums by moving my finger from left to right on the screen! OMGFGF WTF>!!#>?!@#!!! ??!?!!!
He was found dead hanging from a noose tied to a fan in his living room 1 week later. Scribbles were found all over his apartment. Most of the scribbles read "GUILTY GUILTY", "IVE LIEDDDDD, JESUS CHRIST IVE LIEDDDD" and "I ONLY DID IT FOR THE MONEYYY". It was believed that the suicide victim was suffering from a severe case of guilt from bullshitting over the internet.
Lets have a deeper look at the iPhone specs. *Please excuse my overusage of internet slangs*
MMS capability? NO!
Awww boo, you little iPhone idiots wont be able to send or receive nude photos from your lovers anymore! HaHRHaHAAHAA!! PWNEDDDDD!
Storage space? 4 or 8 gigs. FIXED!
My cheap Sony Ericsson w800i ? Built in 512 megabytes with a max storage space of up to 8 gigs or even 32 if you can afford it. PWNED!! LOLLERSKATES BITCH
Video recording capability? NO!
Situation #1 : Youre busy walking on the street minding your own business and suddenly a fucking hot lady starts to strip but your phone couldnt record videos!
PWNED, AGAIN!!
Customized ringtones? NO!
Youll have to stick to only what Steve Jobs fancies as a ringtone, which is probably going to be erm.. SHIT!
Plays mp3s ? YES! *oh i can already hear the Apple and iPod fanatics cheer and shout praises for the iPhone already*
Wait... MY CHEAP ASS PHONE CAN DO THAT TOO! So can the phone my condominium's security guard is using! HAR-DEE-HAR HAR not so great anymore is it?
Works as an internet communication device? YES!
But... SO CAN MY 800 Ringgit Sony Ericsson w800i!! ZOMG ZOMG!! and my brothers old HP PDA that costs only 1200 has the wifi capability too.
Apple fanatics : WAIT! WE CAN BROWSE THROUGH ALBUMS BY MOVING OUR FINGERS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT!!
Erm hello... We can browse through albums too, but we can do it in the dark, do it with our device in our pocket. How bout you? Ooooh cant do it without squinting your eyes your little into that 320x480 screen eh?
We can type message by tapping on the screen!
But I can type message by pressing the good old buttons! Without looking at them too! Ill most probably only take, what? 1.5 second to finish typing one word? How bout the iPhone? 4?
Oh and last but not least.
All of these bullshit excreted from a human cunt for 3k+ ringgit?! I can buy a freaking laptop with that!
And whats with that "Its a phone and an iPod!" phrase? iPod=Mp3 playing device. To put it simple, its a phone with a mp3 playing device. Oh wow, wasnt this technology founded erm.... half a decade ago?
Have a nice day!
Except for those who bow down to the iPod and iPhone.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wish List . Please scroll till the very bottom of the post
Note : Scroll till the very bottom of the post, ada gambar perempuan cantik. Tak tipu!
Pookyma, the penang blogger has posted something like a wishlist in his blog. A girl has actually offered to buy the fucker a wallet. Wow. Fuck him Im gonna make a post like that too.
If I am to list down all of the stuff that I want, itd take pages. Ill make it short. Ill tryyyy.
First of all.. The Transformer's Optimus Prime voice changer mask. Its manufactured by the same company as my Darth Vader voice changer mask.. If I manage to get my fat hands on them you wont be seeing my boring "Ultra Darth Pink Dude" avatar anymore. So click my ad right now if you want to see a different avatar from me =)
Saw this book at some book fair in Singapore.. Cover looks really interesting, wanted to buy it but they were out of stocks -_-
A dvd boxset that I have been wanting to buy for months now. After finishing my Heroes, Family Guy, Futurama, and a shitloads of animes, I think its really time to go on a series shopping spree again. Tired of me buzzing you on msn? Get this for me and itll shut my mouth =)
Ahhhh... Every Ferrari Formula One team fanatics seem to have one in their room.. Except for me. I dont really fancy collecting toys and replicas but hey.. Its Ferrari.
If Im to ride offroad again with my old bike, Ill be dragging my lower body along with my bike out of the trail 5 minutes later. I need a new bike.
27 speed.. Shimano XTR rapidfire shifter... Maxxis Crossmark 2.1 Exception tires... I think I just let a jizz go.
Ah and a new wallet. Theres really no valid reason for me to get a new wallet. My Guy Laroche leather wallet is still serving me well enough but hey... I still want this Braun Buffel wallet no matter what.
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try to spot me. winner gets a kiss from one of these lengluis
try to spot me. winner gets a kiss from one of these lengluis
How much more lazy can I get?
Its 3.16 am right now and Im still as awake as a cock on viagra.
Im dying to blog about something, but I have nothing to blog about. So Ill blog about something that noone has ever blogged before - my friendster profile. ha ha ha ha ha. Proper post will be up within 24 hour so stay tuned while you read my profile. *this is so lala*. I think Ill most probably regret posting this the nx morning, or should I say later this afternoon, and delete this post haha.
- Schools(Other):
- Occupation:
Part time freeloader full time F1 driver
- Affiliations:
Political organizations? Nah. Check again after I lose half of my brain
- Hobbies and Interests:
Read, eat, sleep, psp, takei, Formula One, abit of parkour and watching plays
- Favorite Books:
Mario Puzo's, Michael Gerber, Dan Brown, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, etc.
- Favorite Movies:
Shawshak redemption, the godfather trilogy, hong kong triad shows, etc
- Favorite Music:
rock, lounge, electronica, classics. no punk rock/emo/goth/pop/linkin park please
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Zodiac Sign:
Aries
- About Me:
go read my blog. ask me for the url
- Who I Want to Meet:
Noone I dont personally know. Not interested in making new friends or dating strangers.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
10 Facts about me that you never knew
Short note : Who is G4Teddy in my tagboard?
No classes on Wednesdays so to simply put it, its my porking day. No such word as porking but you get the picture lah. Since its my porking day, I wont be posting anything too long or mind boggling for both of you and I.
Fact # 1
Im a very "tam siu pin yi" *translated as greed over tiny stuff*. Just look at my Nuffnang ads. Ive only earned 2 ringgit plus so far but its still up there. See how greedy I am?
Fact # 2
I actually do believe in God, but I dont think this faith lies in any of the religions that I know of. Maybe I just need them to prove it to me-for instance a miracle. So far, after spending 13 years *I kinda got pissed and stopped at 14* devoting my faith to Christianity, I realized that nothing really good has ever happened to me, except of course my family. My familys the greatest blessing any Gods out there could give me. Anyways, after 13 years, Ive realized that this whole Christianity thing that I have been doing *praying before meals and before I go to sleep* has been a pretty routine-ish thing. A useless routine. Its the same whether if I do it or not. I go by the bible and pray just for safety and the blessing so that I do not get into that many shit but no... Dont group me with atheists.
Fact # 3
I try very hard not to look at the news. Whenever I see news about raping/dumb politicians/tragedies Ill get really really depressed/angry for the rest of the day. And the newspaper is full of em
Fact # 4
My greatest English teacher is www.dictionary.com
Fact # 5
Im crazy over dumplings. I can finish up to 40 pieces of dumpling all by myself.
Fact # 6
Im crazy over Ferrari too but I think most of you already know. So far I have 2 Ferrari replica model cars, 2 caps *one of them is a limited Schumacher edition*, 1 pair of Ferrari driver replica shoes, 4 Ferrari shirts and 1 Ferrari team replica shirt. And Ive just started collecting 3 months ago - the cap was given to me by my brother.
Fact # 7 (Specially made for Pookyma the penang blogger)
Im not fat, you fucking penangkia.
Fact # 8
When Im with a girl, I dont bother looking at other girls. So she HAS to be the prettiest girl to me during that period. But most of my exs still like to fuck this up and accuse me for flirting with other girls behind them.
Fact # 9
I think Chinese New Year is the best festival ever. It lasts the longest, I like red, I like the flowers that decorate my whole house, I like how we can meet our relatives almost everyday, I like the food and of course... the angpaos!!
Fact # 10
Im not rich.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
3 in 1 post
Joke of the day : Your mama is so stupid that she used a "your mama" insult against you.
Pookyma wants me to post something very badly.
Rhema has tagged me
Ida wants me to post some stupid picture that we have drawn in college
So which one first eh?
Okay lets start with Pookyma the sohai form penang.
Respond to Pookymas attempt to fuck around with me and promote me at the same time.
Pookyma started his blog around last year I think. I was introduced to his blog by Tiuniasing, one of the blogger who I have actually met in real life. His first post was about this cibai Indian from his secondary school who knows no shame. During that period, I was pretty down and I just deleted my old blog, Talkcockking so I was left blog-less.
However, after reading his post I was inspired. I wanted to make an anonymous blog to tiu 9 people I dont like. Made a blog, and deleted it after 4 days.
After that came Hamhamsupsup.blogspot.com, another one of my old blogs. Then finally here I am blogging as Ting Tit Lei.
The whole point of this long winded bullshit is that, Pookyma was one of the bloggers who have inspired me to continue writing and fucking people I dont like. So if you like my blog, you should like his too. Cheers to you, you fucking 4 eyed penang kia.
Anddd in respond to Ida's request.
The Misadventures of Sally.
Its raining cars! Get your umbrellas out!
Sally gets abducted by aliens. See that sad look on her face? Shes gonna be dissected
Loch Ness monsters waiting for Sally whos being thrown out of a blimp
Sally for dinner 
Sally meets a Venus Fly Trap for the first and last time. *This ones drawn by me!*And heres Rhema's tag.
Instructions : Paste the following on your blog and tag 5 to 10 people to answer the questions below. Have them tag other people. Your tagged friends will answer the questions about you.
Rhemma tagged me, so here goes.
1. What is your friend's name?
Rhema Moses Tiffany I think.
2. Jock, Geek, Prom King/Queen, Loner, Friendly, Flirtatious, Promiscuous, . Pick the word from the list that best describes your friend.
Friendly. I know this is not in the list but she giggles too fucking much! haha jk... Wait no.. Really.
3. Choose 5 adjectives to describe your friend.
GIGGLY
Hyper. Most of the time.
Mean. All the time.
Persistent. Stop it, Rhema. Mr Minky doesnt like Britney Spears.
GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE. I know this is not an adjective but hey...
4. What colour do you think best associates with your friend?
Black? Shes always wearing black.
5. In ten years time, where do you see your friend?
Sitting by the staircase giggling.
6. Describe your friend's blogging style.
Pictures and videos. Nostalgic?
Monday, July 16, 2007
Nuffnang's ad
What the fuck? Zero clicks? I swear that a few of my friends have told me that theyve clicked on my ads. Can somebody please tell me whats wrong?